Year 2010..
Generating Reports:
Report to Mom:
I am good, eating well, taking enough rest, no bad habits, no drinking, no smoking. I drive slowly and follow traffic rules. I am saving money too. No girlfriend.
Report to Dad:
I am good, going to gym, playing cricket and badminton daily. Working hard, have come up with new ideas of marketing for my company. Will try to expand business to our hometown, so that we may party together at times. No hard drinks only beers on some weekends. No long drives (long means more than 500 Kms in a day).
Report to Friends:
I am super good. Work seems fine. No boss. Come to Bangalore, we will party like anything. Trying to get eight pack abs by mid year. And cutting down on smoke. Sourced good weed here. Finished full bottle of rum in 3 hour sitting. Babes’ influx in Kormangala and BTM layout on all time high. Will drive to Gokarna January end.
Report to Girlfriend:
I love you; I miss you most of the times. Your parents have rocked my New Year celebrations. No dope, Left smoking and binge drinking. Trying to spare time from work and sports. Do you still have Counter Strike Source on your system?
Report to Self:
You are just the same lame excuse you were last year, just don’t try to change things ‘coz you can’t. Get focused on your company and save some money.
PS:
Generating Reports:
Report to Mom:
I am good, eating well, taking enough rest, no bad habits, no drinking, no smoking. I drive slowly and follow traffic rules. I am saving money too. No girlfriend.
Report to Dad:
I am good, going to gym, playing cricket and badminton daily. Working hard, have come up with new ideas of marketing for my company. Will try to expand business to our hometown, so that we may party together at times. No hard drinks only beers on some weekends. No long drives (long means more than 500 Kms in a day).
Report to Friends:
I am super good. Work seems fine. No boss. Come to Bangalore, we will party like anything. Trying to get eight pack abs by mid year. And cutting down on smoke. Sourced good weed here. Finished full bottle of rum in 3 hour sitting. Babes’ influx in Kormangala and BTM layout on all time high. Will drive to Gokarna January end.
Report to Girlfriend:
I love you; I miss you most of the times. Your parents have rocked my New Year celebrations. No dope, Left smoking and binge drinking. Trying to spare time from work and sports. Do you still have Counter Strike Source on your system?
Report to Self:
You are just the same lame excuse you were last year, just don’t try to change things ‘coz you can’t. Get focused on your company and save some money.
PS:
Just don’t take it seriously guys; it was for the fun part of New Year’s resolution.
I am a manipulative bugger.
I am a manipulative bugger.
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