story of a FROG ..

Quoted Text:

"U'll have to kiss a few frogs before u meet ur Prince Charming!!!” 

Story:

Once upon a time there was this little frog that just got into an institution with humans. He tried not being a frog anymore, but he was a stupid little ugly frog so no-one liked him. He was sad at this situation. There he saw a lovely Princess and fell in love for the first time. As he was that frog and the lady being Princess, destiny took its turn and our frog left that institution and went to another one and then another one. The Princess went to a grooming school befitted only to the royalty. Until that time our little frog learnt how to be a human. Being human was a good thing and he was happy. People loved him. But he never forgot that Princess. He nurtured a dream that one day he will be a human in and out and then he will go to Princess and propose her.

Then a time came and all got over all of a sudden.. 

happies ending !

PS:

This frog is sorry to be a frog !

beer and brain :)

Well you see, it's like this . . .

       A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.    In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, is why you always feel smarter after a few beer.