9th wonder

Just a few minutes back my room mate told me that if I sit silently for a few moment without doing any mischief then it will be the world's 9th wonder, 8th being me myself.

He is my roommate and a friend for more than a decade. He knows better, still I wonder what happened to me. I always wanted be that serious guy sitting on the first bench. But as the luck would have had it, I never succeeded. 

If due to some reason I slipped into the silent mode then guys at college and school used to ask, 'what's wrong Abhi?'

duh!

Still I managed to retain all my friends till date. I have never broken off with any of my friend till now.

There are some issues I need to sort out right away:

1. I am not serious towards my work(as told to me by some one not from my office)

2. I am getting fat and ugly.

3. I am wasting my time doing nothing.

4. I am not taking my life seriously.

5. I am smoking too much.

6. I am drinking too much.

7. I am using foul language too much.

PS: All said by the same person.